ranetree:

I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.

h0odrich:

*eats all the croutons out of a salad and pushes plate 5 feet away from me*

if i had a penis i would probably put cute stickers all over it 

(Source: fatggot)

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend